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Newquay...

Yes this is a man going for a surf on a finless single-fin that's aged and brown like a hard old turd. And yes he is wearing trainers. At least he has his wetsuit on the right way round... So what of the UK Pro Tour event today?

Reserve The Next 5-Minutes Of Your Life To Stare In Wonder At Owen Wright...

Owen is a good kid, humble, funny, friendly and firk me does he rip. Top 5 by the end of next year I reckon. Here he is on the same trip as the gals below just absolutely killing it. Talky heads bit stops at the 1.26 from then on the next 5-minutes are unabashed surf porn... Hit it-

Hot Girls Surfing In Bikinis...

Forgive me for the blatantly search engine friendly title but it does some up the following clip to a tee. Alana Blanchard and Laura Enever look hot, surf good and the Telo Islands look pretty darn sweet too. Considering we are about to be whupped by a 70mph winter storm in the UK it might take your mind off the maelstrom outside... Clip after the jump-

One Of These Guys Will Be Wearing The UK Tour Crown Come Sunday...

 

Mr Egor Harris, seen here showing his massive balls at No.10... Photo: Tim Nunn

Mickey Smith's 'From Shadows' Clip...

Two Irish winters compressed into monochrome glory... The upcoming new flick from Mickatron and Co. Dropping in December. Trailer after the jump-

Jerseyite James Hick & XXL Shippies...

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!

The UK Pro Decider Looms...

So dear friends to Newquay this weekend for the end of the credit crunched UK Pro Tour. Staggering into town like a punch drunk Russian boxer. The tour might have had it's oft admired and much missed Triple Crown decapitated this year (boo! hiss! we love that week! as does everyone!) but we still have the end of year ding-dong sponsored by those lovely Animals (them with the event ad over there >>>).

Does A Bear?

Bored of dodging tectonic plates bumming each other in Indo Jerseyite surf-travel-guru Ian Battrick has been getting his vicarious thrills in a different, colder, hairier way- one that involves paws, claws, big teeth and, err, shotguns…

Batty and compadres Timmy Turner, Raph Bruhwiler and Eric Ramsey have been up in Grizzly Country- somewhere in the Pacific Northwest of Canada...

Oh My It's A New British Slab- Number 10...

 

Mr Nunn of Wavelengthshire sent me this pic last week. It's a new British slab, it is nuts, it really needs a jetski to get you into it. Mr Tim of Wavelength shot it 1st and the fellas from Carve weren't far behind. So now we have the anti-Rileys... A good thing for all the natural footed slab freaks out there. I await further shots in the mags with interest...

Rip Curl Goodies Up For Grabs...

Hey! Fancy an exclusive bundle of Rip Curl Pro Search gear? The same stuff that the staff got? Well you can have a short sleeve tee, a long sleeve tee and a cap- tee's are mens size L so either be a L size chap or I guess if yer a chick who needs a 'flop around the house' tee to team up with your burger pants then that's cool also... Or it could make a nice Crimbo pressie? Anyhoose- it's a caption competition to enter just swing over to our Facebook fan page and unleash your wit.

Chunky Slabness...

Deathly slab in Oz. Just thought I'd share... Clip after the jump-

Super Supertubes Clip...

The good gravy from the super Supertubes day... Check it after the jump-